Friday, April 15, 2011

facebook

I wish life had an "Undo" button. Girl- "Hey" Boy- "Hi" Girl- "Wassup?" Boy- "Nothing, you?" Girl- "Me too." Boy- "Cool" Girl- "Yeah." *End of conversation. Like if this happens to Girl- "Hey" Boy- "Hi" Girl- "Wassup?" Go ahead, pass me in the halls and pretend I don't exist; I hope every single FUCKING time we make eye contact, you relive every memory we've ever had. And I hope it hurts. At 3 yrs old we say: "Mommy, I love you". At 10: "Mom whatever!" At 16:"My mom is so annoying"! At 18: "I wanna leave this house". At 25:"Mom, you were right". At 30: "I wanna go back to my Mom's house". At 50: "I don't wanna lose my Mom". At 70: "I would give up EVERYTHING for my Mom to be here with me". You only have one Mom. Like this if you couldn't live without your mom ♥ "VERRY SAD STORIIIIII!!!!! boi: y r u crying?!?!!?? grl: i fink im pregnunt :( boi: ok I pull ow willy stp u get pregnunt BOI PULL HIZ WILLY OFF 2 STP HIZ BRD GETTIN PREGGURZ girl: I LUV U /333333333333333333333333333 DIS IS TRU LUV!" Like this is you didn't cry and couldn't understand a F***ing word the person who made this said I wanna be with you. I really like you. But at the same time I don't. Why? 'Cause I know you'll hurt me, and not even care. And I don't wanna risk getting hurt again. I consider myself a crayon... I might not be your favorite color, but one day your going to need me to complete your picture. four main reasons a girl will stop texting back. One - You said something that made her mad Two - You just started to get boring Three - She fell asleep Four - You said the letter "K" If she's easy, she won't be worth it. If she's worth it, she won't be easy. If she's worth it, you'll wait for her. If you wait for her, you're woth it. Don't you hate it when you're txting lying down on your bed and all of a sudden your phone decides to be ninja and slips through your hands and attacks your face? ♥ GIRL: Just go talk to her! BOY: I CAN'T! I'm in love with her but she's not in love with me... GIRL: She will! You're amazing. BOY: Fine.... i love you. GIRL: I love you too now go tell her. BOY: I just did ♥ Don't you hate it when you're txting lying down on your bed and all of a sudden your phone decides to be ninja and slips through your hands and attacks your face? ♥ 7 signs your falling in love* 7. You"ll read their txts over and over again 6. You"ll walk really really slow while youre with them 5. They becomes all you think about 4. You"ll get high just by their smell 3. You"ll realize that you"re always smiling, when you think about them 2. You"ll do anything for them 1. While reading this, there was one person on your mind the whole time "Dude, where's my phone?! Like seriously? I just had it, I swear!" "Caaallm down." "How can I be calm? I can't find my phone!" "Dude, you're talking to me on your phone right now!" "Dude, where's my phone?! Like seriously? I just had it, I swear!" "Caaallm down." "How can I be calm? I can't find my phone!" "Dude, you're talking to me on your phone right now!"

No comments:

Post a Comment